New Math

The bizarre world may be the most interesting when explained by its witty rationalists.  Regarding procrasination, this had me chuckling: http://jamie.ideasasylum.com/2005/03/distraction-operator_02.php. 

It may have been intended only in jest but, if taken seriously, perhaps it would be useful in measuring how tasking and the work environment affect productivity?  Making this supposition ¬ Doing actual research to make something useful out it :^)